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RE-BLOG IF YOU’VE EVER KILLED SOMEBODY WITH YOUR DICK

nickiyuuup:

Mine:
Yours:

Yall ain’t got nothing on me ;)

lolol the gif ^^

penrosestaircase:

homesickblues:

icallthatprogress:

theseasonishere:

moonycantdance:

I should not be laughing this hard.

SORRY I’M LATE TO THE CONVERSATION I WAS JUST BUSY GETTING OFF OF THE ROLLER COASTER AT OUR THEME PARK

DICKWEED.

DYING

They left out the part in which the 100-year-old virgin has sex with his food.

homesickblues:

icallthatprogress:

theseasonishere:

moonycantdance:

I should not be laughing this hard.

SORRY I’M LATE TO THE CONVERSATION I WAS JUST BUSY GETTING OFF OF THE ROLLER COASTER AT OUR THEME PARK

DICKWEED.

DYING

They left out the part in which the 100-year-old virgin has sex with his food.

This is me the last few weeks.

^

Fact: we only dream of what we know. Our dreams are frequently full of strangers who play out certain parts – did you know that your mind is not inventing those faces – they are real faces of real people that you have seen during your life but may not know or remember? The evil killer in your latest dream may be the guy who pumped petrol into your dad’s car when you were just a little kid. We have all seen hundreds of thousands of faces throughout our lives, so we have an endless supply of characters for our brain to utilize during our dreams.

lmaogtfo:

stfuskank:

sixteen-minutes-left:

this.

Reblog if you’ll answer sex related questions.

m0bscene-:

of course!

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magical-lolita-ocean:

durrrrrrzombies:

aishaneko:

monochrossroad:

PONPONPON (Visual Kei Arrange) - Machigerita

first screamo with neko.

now j-rock with Machigerita?

me gusta.

Fucking need to download this!

…….ponponpon ruined version

thatoneunicorn:

fuckitsmonica:

ijustwannabesomuch:

I feel so fucking satisfied right now.

clever

oh wow

ROFL

Clever

I had to explain to my cousin….

FIX IT.

asdkfjaskdlj AWFUL! >DD

/facepalm

AAAH CANNOT UNSEE

AHFRBHGKTRHJGTGI No. That is NOT okay…

I’ll just pretend it didn’t take me forever to notice that :$

But now I just cannot unsee!! D:

THAT WAS THE FIRST THING I NOTICED.

SJDHFSHDF LOL.

:D

This took me FOREVER.

Lmaoo! I seriously looked at this for about 2 minutes i feel slow because I didn’t notice the MISTAKE at first.

WOW. Made me feel dumb.

OMG >.< Took me FOREVER

clever LOL

FIX THAT MITSAKE!